Just for sh*ts and giggles

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Why cheetah hate playing hide and seek?
He is always Spotted.
Why spiders hate playing hide and seek?
Most of them got two more eyes to watch on them.
Why Lions hate beer?
He has been beered several times on face.
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Why my Sun don't go to college?
He has already got a million degrees. He don't need another one.
Why did the Moon became so popular?
He is the coolest guy Earth know.
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Which word starts with e and ends with e but has only one letter.
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John: do you know sugar is the only word with 's' pronounced as 'sh'.
Bob: Are you sure?
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What time is the best time to ask a stranger "What time is it?" who is not aware of what time it is but is ready to say what time it was.🤪
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I used to work in a bank. Until that time when an old lady walked in and asked me to check her balance...I pushed her over.
I also play an RTS game called Life 8-)
And I also like drinking beer! :D
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A lifeguard, who has just come out from the water, goes to a pub just for snacks. To the bar-maiden he says, "I want a pie and apple juice, love."

The bar-maiden thinks a moment then serves him a table full of rock-house, moai-house and the other one while singing, "Ooooh who lives in a pineapple under the sea!"
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Try saying "Former Forumer" ten times fast.


If you are able to do this and prove it, I will personally deliver you 1,000,000,000 gems (or gold bars) for you to use in-game.
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Shark guy 35 wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:45 am Try saying "Former Forumer" ten times fast.
Why do I get this strange feeling of being responsible for this tongue twister??
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Puss_in_Boots wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:25 pm
Shark guy 35 wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:45 am Try saying "Former Forumer" ten times fast.
Why do I get this strange feeling of being responsible for this tongue twister??
That's because you are
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@QuadrupoleStrat - your mention of a barrel reminded me of this one :)

Three guys, a Scotsman, a Welshman, and an Irishman were out one night robbing a building site when the cops come past. They quickly hide in some sacks, but the cops are suspicious, and come over to check these three sacks.
Cop kicks the Scotsman's sack. The Scotsman says "Miaow" Ah, just a cat, thinks the cop.
Cop kicks the Welshman's sack. The Welshman goes "Woof woof" Ah, just a dog thinks the cop.
Cop kicks the Irishman's sack, and the Irishman shouts out "A sack of potatoes!"
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