A great day to be a commie

[Esley]

Commies rejoice! The red alliance have ran the COOLALEISHAW Federation off of Greenfield and have once again put it under Red control. Tis a great day

[DoomCarrot]

The great DoomCarrot casually and triumphantly strolls onto the stage as thousands of people's-republicans shout uproariously, waving carrot banners and red and orange streamers.

The magnificent leader known as the DoomCarrot waves to the crowd to quiet them, but it only encourages their frenzied applause. Finally, after minutes of basking in the ovation, the crowd slowly quiets enough for him to speak:

"Great People of the DCPR, today we celebrate our victory! The Pectorate may have caused us suffering at the river, but our past shortcomings have been eclipsed by an insurmountable victory! Today, we proved to them that our nation is not destined to be one contained! We are not destined to be controlled! We shall drive back the federalist, capitalist, enterprise-loving pigs to their own land, and we shall-together with the Red Fist-form the axis around which our world shall spin! No one can stand before us! No one can stand against us! The people's republic is the only republic!"

The crowd roars with entusiasm, and the great leader raises his arms, wondering.... perhaps even believing... that a new age of victory has dawned for the DCPR.

[Hardeep]

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Dream on....

[DoomCarrot]

Dream until your dreams come true.

[COOLguy]

Due to subterfuge on that treacherous field the Federation forces have withdrawn. Let us see how the other COOLfronts fare...

[DoomCarrot]

I think it was more due to the COOLFront's obsesive desire for more technology, and their forgetfullness of needing a capable army

Although the assassin invasion did seal your defeat.