Taste The Douche (Game Full)

[SirDoucheBag]

Just made my first game; Taste The Douche. The password Is Ludicrous Big map. Hope to see some people there will be fun. 2v2v2

[SirDoucheBag]

C'mon don't view my topic then not say anything. Be like yeah man I'll be there or you could be nah I'm to gangster for that shit. Either would be better then leaving me to dreadfully wait in silence

[Hardeep]

...........*stifled breathing*.....

[SirDoucheBag]

well even an eerie creepy response is nice.

[TheBluePhoenix]

I have joined as per your request.i can make time for at least 1 game especially if i am asked to
i promise you wont be dissappointed

[SirDoucheBag]

Thank you I look forward to this engagement. As much as I will play to win I plan on trying to pick up a few things. I hope this will be a long. Entertaining battle. I'm very excited.

[COOLguy]

present.

[COOLguy]

present.

JK, I really am a nice fellow.

[DoomCarrot]

I'm sorry, but I have a mind puke when I saw the title of this.

[SirDoucheBag]

Don't worry I Have enough douche to go around

[SirDoucheBag]

After all I am SirDoucheBag

[TheBluePhoenix]

Douche pls tell harleen to take her turn

I have an unbearable urge to skip her and wont be able to hold on for long

[COOLguy]

lol that's bad. and she's even on your team.

[TheBluePhoenix]

Thats the main reason i am trying tohold on. Any ways , she took her turn

[COOLguy]

No, she was skipped (not by me though) and I just took my turn about an hour ago.

[TheBluePhoenix]

Well i didnt too. i think the game engine did. Earlier it never used to. Is it a new change?

[COOLguy]

idk That is what someone said last time that she was skipped - that the engine did it. However, she has not been kicked I don't think.

[SirDoucheBag]

KICK Harleen she no longer has access to account and therefore no longer able to play. Were sorry guys

[TheBluePhoenix]

Well the game engine already did that. What about you?

[COOLguy]

Hi, TheBluePhoenix.

Zarek is currently overrunning much of my home territory. So I am just looking around at the scenery and not trying to pick a fight with you, or your AI ally.

[TheBluePhoenix]

Well u asked my permission so i will abide with you. You have permission to visit my lands. You have obtained the visa My forces will stand on ground for 5 turns.

BTW i too am going to attack zarek. He is plotting to attack my lands

[COOLguy]

Okay that's good. I think zarek will kill my ambassador anyway. And zarek has gone beyond plotting against me.

[SirDoucheBag]

Note I for some reason (probably exhaustion and multiple games) offered a truce to Lord Braindead. I meant to write the Bluepheonix and I apologize for this grave error. Upon entrance of game please note the truce is intended for you and note all future messages I create Will be doubly checked for game.

[TheBluePhoenix]

No problem

[TheBluePhoenix]

I have posted some conditions you will have to comply if you want to have peace with me for some time(10 turns). I dont remember whether or not i made them public so let me know if you cant see them. I will post an image of it

[SirDoucheBag]

Ok

[TheBluePhoenix]

This is bull shit- yesterday i tried to kick douche bag but the ai kept on playing. Fed up i closed the game eventhough the game was saved. Today i see that douchebag is not kicked and instead i too have been skipped ! WTF

[DoomCarrot]

Yeah, uhh, when you kick people, their spirits tend to haunt the game and do weird stuff.

**RIP sb**

[COOLguy]

ikr

[Hardeep]

If you read the manual, you'd already know that.... the game servers are especially suspectible to supernatural interference....