Corrupt a wish

[Typhoon]

Let's play a game!
Corrupt a wish
Rules are simple:
Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.
Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.
For example:
USER A: I wish I had a million dollars.
USER B: Granted. You now have one million dollars.
In monopoly money.

[Typhoon]

I'll start
I wish to be immortal

[Patrol3110]

I wish i could think twice before doing something.(something i didnt do here )

[Patrol3110]

Also typhoon. GRANTED, but you still get older. (If you know what i mean)

[Typhoon]

I wish i could think twice before doing something.(something i didnt do here )

GRANTED but from now on you always have to think twice before doing anything (walking sitting eating)

[Sunrise Samurai]

I wish for there to be no post in this topic after this one, ever, with no exceptions.
have fun granting this one. You've gotta break it to even say it's granted.

Granted:
http://www.ageofstrategy.net/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=5582